Vultures on the porch

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digitalcb

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Two Vultures have staked out the back porch of a friend's house and are making a mess.

In the City so don't want to shoot

Can Anyone recommend a pest control person to deal with this legally?
 
Put some C-4 in some hamburger meat and blow them up. emoLaugh Tell your friend to get some firecrackers, it scares them to death and they wont come back.
 
Here's something to try.... No bang involved either. Buy a box of alkascltzer.

Put 2 or 3 tablets into a small amount of hamburger meat and feed the pets. oops.... meant the vultures. The tabs will cause gases inside thier stomachs and expand till the stomach burst. Next, if they don't fly off - Dispose of pests.

Note: Don't use too much meat. Too much will take much longer for the tablets to make contact with stomach acids and activate. emoParty
 
I'm certainly not going to name names, but a person who shall remain anonymous on my street had those vultures sitting in the trees around his yard and he took his pellet gun out and took a couple of shots at them and the birds now are sitting in a neighbor's trees still within sight of this person's house. They won't come around anon's house anymore. Incident happened a couple of weeks ago and the buzzards still haven't landed in the trees close to his house. He didn't kill any of the birds, just scared the crap out of them. emoUpsmile emoGeezer
 
Ok then, want the humane answer...... why not take acouple of sparlkers and light them, walk toward the vultures shaking them as you scream and yell!!!!
 
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