WARNING! New STD "Gonorrhea Lectim"

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elwestb

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The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading. The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect them." Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured....by simply voting out all incumbents!

In spite of the perils, Pelosi, Reid and Obama are working in secret legislation to place Gonorrhea Lectim on the endangered species list to assure its survival.
 
ha ha, that reminds me the old southern sportsman outdoor t.v. show.I can`t remember the name of the host.He always ended his program by saying "Don`t re-elect anybody,not even your mama!"
 
swamp - 1/31/2010 7:11 PM

ha ha, that reminds me the old southern sportsman outdoor t.v. show.I can`t remember the name of the host.He always ended his program by saying "Don`t re-elect anybody,not even your mama!"

This is the cure that very few will swallow.
 

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