What I did on my vacation by EricM

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EricM

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I haven't had to write one of these essays since grade school.

Mary and I went to Hilton Head Island for a week. Beautiful place. We spent a couple of days in Savannah and a couple more in Charleston. Historic homes. Beautiful plantations and gardens. Fabulous oceanfront and river views. Unbelievable marinas. Huge live oaks covered with Spanish moss.

And CHIGGERS.

Lots and lots of chiggers. And they really, really like me. From the tops of my socks to the bottoms of my shorts, I look like someone shot a load of 12 gauge 7-1/2s at me from about 60 yards.

Not a great start, but it has to get better. I learn to scratch and drive at the same time. Forward anyhow. Seems that even being the only vehicle in the whole parking lot that one cannot scratch and back up at the same time effectively. I managed to center the rear bumper and tailgate of my used-to-be beautiful Inferno-red Ram Hemi pickup truck on a pretty significant steel light post standing all by itself in the lot. At least the truck is clean - knocked every speck of dirt and dust off of the entire truck. Got "the look" from the wife, too. Can't wait to explain this to my insurance adjuster.

Then, since all was going so well, I bit down on something and managed to break a crown off of a front tooth.

So now, touring some of the highest-class historic sites and areas, staying in a high-dollar 3 bedroom condo on Hilton Head Island and eating in fancy restaurants with a beautiful woman, is this grey-haired, fat Tennessee boy in his beat-up pickup truck with a front tooth missing and covered in chigger bites and Calamine lotion.

Not exactly the mental picture I had of myself at this stage of my life.



PS: I really hate chiggers.
 
Some people read the Bible first thing on sunday morning, I had a great laugh reading your post....What a perfect way to start the day......
BTW, white shoe polish works best on chigger bites and poison oak emoBigsmile
 
We spent last week on Tybee Island. Had a great time , they were making
the new Sponge Bob movie on the beach. Lots of good seafood and the weather
was perfect. Try fingernail polish on the chiggers, shoe polish is for poison ivy.
 
emoLaugh emoLaugh Always good for a laugh, you should write short stories. emoThumbsup Jmax
 
ERIC, My wife Shelley said she can't wait to see you at the dentist office to hear the whole story. we had a nice laugh at you expense.
 
First of all you must have mistaken the Vicious No-see-um gnats as chiggers. All along the Coastal plain and especially at freshwater, these things will target certain people and eat you alive. They love me. I should know ... Bounce fabric sheets rubbed on your skin and Avon skin so soft is the only things that will cover the scent of the endorphin they deposit at the first bite to signal all the rest. You can actually see chiggers but these things hit and are gone before you feel the sting. If the Bites blister and itch worse the second day, they were Gnats..
 
EricM - 10/13/2013 8:22 PM Nope. CHIGGERS. Damn things.
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You say chiggere then it is chiggers..... I called them sand mites. also known as Chiggers in the sand.. Not to be confused with Sand Fleas which are the most excellent Pompano bait..</p>
 

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