What I have learned from the Easter Bunny

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Carl Guffey

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<div><p style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All I need to know</span></p></div><div><p style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I learned from the Easter Bunny!</span></p></div><ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #ff9900; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Don't put all your eggs in one basket</span><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #ff9900; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #ff007f; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">There's no such thing as too much candy.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #00bf60; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All work and no play can make you a basket case.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #3366ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #82393c; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Some body parts should be floppy.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #007f40; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<ul><li style="line-height: 20.25pt"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.</span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span>[/list]<p style="line-height: 20.25pt; text-align: center" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #ff409f; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.</span> </p><p style="line-height: 20.25pt; text-align: center" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #8000ff; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.</span> </p><p style="line-height: 20.25pt; text-align: center" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">May the joy of the season fill your heart.</span> </p><p style="line-height: 20.25pt; text-align: center" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: #00bfbf; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Happy Easter!</span> </p><p style="line-height: 20.25pt; text-align: center" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia" /></p>

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Good One Carl. emoThumbsup

But one thing comes to mind for the bad kids. If Santa leaves lumps of coal - what does the Easter Bunny leave them?

Ut Oh....... kids better make sure that's a real chocolate egg before they bite into it!!!! LMAO emoVomit
 
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