Where's the wife?

[TN_Explorer]

Two guys, one an old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's O.k. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, and a halter top. What does you wife look like?"

The old timer says....."Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

 

[Buoy-Master]

emoWorthy emoLaugh emoWorthy

 

[jake279]

emoLaugh emoLaugh Sounds right

 

[rsimms]

emoLaugh

 

[H-1]

That would be one of the funniest jokes yet. emoLaugh

 

[yellburt]

works for me

 

[dtw2]

I am going to tell your wife yellburt emoEnforce

 

[fluke]

emoUpsmile emoThumbsup

 

[ukfod1]

emoToast Thats good.

 

[ditchdoc666]

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile quit staring at my wife!!! emoDance

 

[tripletdad]

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