Which stretches most?

[Liveliner]

<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">I was asked... Which will stretch out the furthest, Latex Rubber or Human skin. Hummm ... I pondered thinking of surgical tubing compared to a pregnant belly.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">I asked, "Can I get a Hint?"</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">"Sure. The answer is written in the Bible."</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">Now I was totally confused and gave up.</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">He said, Human skin...</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">Then what was the hint in the Bible..</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">He said... It says in the Bible that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles through the wilderness .....</span>
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.800000190734863px; line-height: 13.600000381469727px">OMG</span>

 

[elwestb]

... and I thiought it was my paycheck!

 

[Liveliner]

elwestb - 2/8/2013 4:38 PM ... and I thiought it was my paycheck!

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That was yourfirstmistake by thinking that ... I have never seen a Pay-check stretch near farenough...</p>