Why I voted Democrat ...

[elwestb]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my boat.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys wi! ll stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a.... that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."

 

[buzz]

Hey elwestb.....have you noticed? You don't see nearly as many Obama stickers as you did! Wonder why?

 

[Buoy-Master]

Any copy and paste rebuttals coming?.....

 

[Possum]

I voted Republican because I would rather starve a baby than abort it.

I Voted Republican because I would rather the baby die if something should happen to it and parents not have ins. ever heard of abstanance?

I voted Republican because my party can spend with blank check with the flag wrapped around us, lower taxes for rich and blame Democrates for the debt we have now.

I voted Republican because I can substadize my rich corporate buddies, but keep the poor Republicans living week to week jelious over someone getting food stamps.

I voted Republican because the constitution means what I say it is as long as it goes along with my values, we like our freedom, but if you are different and we don't like it we will accuse the libs of rewriting the constitution.

I voted republican because I am for free speach but don't do anything that offends me like porn, stripclubs, or using foul lang. If I offend you it is ok though.

I voted for Republican because I think we should be the police force of the world, who cares about debt.

I voted Republican because my idea of gun control is making sure everyone has one...........kids, felons, murderers, and theives.

I voted Republican because I think it is ok to cut down all the trees and destroy the environment, just don't put a stripclub in my town.

Should I go on. Works both ways guys.

 

[Bprice]

we need a spell checker on this site.

 

[SpurHunter]

Bprice - 1/7/2010 4:41 PM we need a spell checker on this site.

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LOL!!!!!!! We have you dont we?</p>

 

[Possum]

Not hardly that rich yet, and my hypocracy only goes so far.

 

[Buoy-Master]

Bprice - 1/7/2010 5:41 PM we need a spell checker on this site.

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spel cheker is brokin.</p>

 

[tie1on]

Possum - 1/7/2010 4:34 PM

I voted Republican because I would rather starve a baby than abort it.

I Voted Republican because I would rather the baby die if something should happen to it and parents not have ins. ever heard of abstanance?

At least we both agree it is a "BABY"-A living breathing human being and not just a "Fetus"! After seeing my son grow for 9 mos in utero, and being born last month, I dont see how anyone can justify "Playing God" and take the life of an innocent BABY for convenience sake!

 

[elwestb]

... what's wrong with a good strip club? We need a good one around here! I'll personally help cut down tree or two! Creates jobs! That's why I voted Democrat! I've been trying to get stripper reports for two months now!? Since that posting about Carter's lake and Watt's BAR! Nobody would help me out for Heaven's sakes! Clinton didn't have a problem with a little porn now and then either. Now, ... who is it that has the "blank check"? Help me out with that one please? I'm a little confused?! And believe me, here lately, I've been practicing absence! Pisses me off too! That's why we need the strip club! Oh crap, I might have said something there that offended someone! My bad, sorry 'bout that! Let's see now, we are now adding Afghanistan / Yemen to our policing?! Now, gun control, in my opinion, is being able to hit what your aiming at! I can! Can I say that with out hurting someone's feelings under that "Freedom of Speech" commit? And you correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the Constitution speaks for itself! It doesn't have to accuse anyone of anything! Our problem is the idiots {appointed for life} that claim that they "interpret" it!? Are you kidding me? They can't interpret or enforce their own stupid {to many} laws! But all said. I'm with you Possum, that's why I voted Democrat! And if I offended anyone with this tirade, from the bottom of my heart, I sincerely, really don't give a crap! I plead "Freedom of Speech"!

 

[RattleTrapper]

elwestb - 1/7/2010 8:34 PM

... what's wrong with a good strip club? We need a good one around here! I'll personally help cut down tree or two! Creates jobs! That's why I voted Democrat! I've been trying to get stripper reports for two months now!? Since that posting about Carter's lake and Watt's BAR! Nobody would help me out for Heaven's sakes! Clinton didn't have a problem with a little porn now and then either. Now, ... who is it that has the "blank check"? Help me out with that one please? I'm a little confused?! And believe me, here lately, I've been practicing absence! Pisses me off too! That's why we need the strip club! Oh crap, I might have said something there that offended someone! My bad, sorry 'bout that! Let's see now, we are now adding Afghanistan / Yemen to our policing?! Now, gun control, in my opinion, is being able to hit what your aiming at! I can! Can I say that with out hurting someone's feelings under that "Freedom of Speech" commit? And you correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the Constitution speaks for itself! It doesn't have to accuse anyone of anything! Our problem is the idiots {appointed for life} that claim that they "interpret" it!? Are you kidding me? They can't interpret or enforce their own stupid {to many} laws! But all said. I'm with you Possum, that's why I voted Democrat! And if I offended anyone with this tirade, from the bottom of my heart, I sincerely, really don't give a crap! I plead "Freedom of Speech"!

emoLaugh emoLaugh emoApplause

 

[elwestb]

... I'm sorry, that's abstinence, not absence, or is it absent? Maybe that's the problem!? When you ain't getting any mud for your turtle!! So there! Ha!

 

[Fishheadspin]

man i must be loaded because my taxes were cut twice under Bush and i paid less taxes than i ever have during his terms.....man i never knew that making 37,000 dollars a year was rich. i was brain washed all those years thinking i was just almost poverty level..... i think i will go sign up for my membership at the fairyland club now that i am loaded!

 

[Fishin' Junkie]

elwestb - 1/7/2010 5:34 PM

... what's wrong with a good strip club? We need a good one around here!

UHH!...We do! Have you never been to Puss n Boots??? emoUSA

 

[elwestb]

Yes Danny, I went there on a call {they called in} to sell them advertising. I waited out front for a few minutes. My feet kept sticking to the floor, like a movie theater with a lot of soda spilled on it!? Uuughhh! And then I left! Never went back! Nasty place! Never been another except the Gold Club in Atlanta! Guess that ruined me!

 

[Watts]

What are you if you are pro life.....AND pro strip club? emoScratch

 

[Possum]

elwestb - 1/7/2010 6:26 PM

... I'm sorry, that's abstinence, not absence, or is it absent? Maybe that's the problem!? When you ain't getting any mud for your turtle!! So there! Ha!

My typing and spelling is not that great, however I do not need someone to do my thinking for me. Keep a copying and pasting. Maybe that should be the new Republican platform. Seems to be only things you guys are good at lately.

 

[beetlespin]

Everybody got a tax cut under Bush. He cut income taxes across the board, lowered the marriage penalty, eliminated the death tax, and cut capital gains taxes in half. I can't see how anybody would object to that??? You guys keep asking what republicans ever do. There's something right there. And that was from a republican that noone liked.

 

[Guest]

Bprice - 1/7/2010 5:41 PM

we need a spell checker on this site.

Especially for the ones who are educating our kids. emoRolleyes

 

[elwestb]

...listen, a little "nackedness", in good taste, now and then never hurt anyone that I know of. My wife and I both enjoy it, just not as often as we used to, thank you! But I didn't say nothing 'bout kill'in no babies! And I forgot there Possum, those babies ain't gonna starve! They and Mom and, maybe Dad, and all that welfare! Let's all here it for "Socialism"! Yea!