Words of wisdom from Jmax.

[Jmax]

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you....you can only stalk them, hope they panic and then give in.

I have learned that no matter how much you care, some folks are just a@#*oles.

I have learned it takes years to build trust but it only takes suspicion to destroy it.

I have learned that charm can get you about fifteen minutes but after that you had better have some serious assets to back you up.

I have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others...they are a lot more srewed up then you think.

I have learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you are finished.

I have learned we are responsiple for what we do unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first it will fade and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house that one of your kids did it.

Lastly...I've learned that the people you care about the most are taken from you way to early and the ones that are less important seem to never go away.

emoGeezer Jmax

 

[Fishin Fool]

Boy aren't those right!

 

[DoubleB]

Don't eat yellow snow...

Never eat meican food and stand next to a fireplace...

 

[Tileman]

I have learned She is right even when she is wrong, not worth fighting about. 36 years experence.
emoThumbsup emoToast

 

[ditchdoc666]

emoLaugh emoLaugh emoThumbsup

 

[BackOnTheWater]

Amen, brothers!</p>

I've learned that I still (at 52+) have a lot to learn.</p>

 

[ranman]

Don't spit into the wind,
He who pee through screen door-strain himself.
you can pick your friends,you can pick your nose,but you can't pick your friends nose.

 

[Jmax]

emoLaugh I am liking this thread, who has some more?emoLaugh Jmax

 

[SpurHunter]

"When tipping a port-a-potti, always push, never pull"

 

[ole blue]

I have learned that if I leave my paycheck next to her pillow when I leave at 5am to go fishing she not to mad when I get home.

 

[Skeeter]

Man who makes love on ground, Has piece on Earth

 

[mallardecho]

Confucious says "Elevator smells diffrent to midget"