you gotta love a good nurse

[Fat Albert]

<table class="MsoNormalTable" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="padding-right: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-top: 0in" valign="top"><span style="font-size: 20pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.</span><span style="font-size: 20pt">
</span><span style="font-size: 20pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.</span>

</p><span style="font-size: 20pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.</span>

</p><span style="font-size: 20pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Written in large black letters was the sentence:<span style="color: #c00000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">'Get well</span><span style="color: #c00000"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">soon</span>...from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week</span></span>

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[ditchdoc666]

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile I've always said that you don't mess with the people that serve you food,and emergency people ,it always comes back to haunt you someday emoWorthy

 

[beetlespin]

Good for her. Probably deserved it!!!

 

[polo-dog]

ditchdoc666 - 1/23/2009 6:24 PM

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile I've always said that you don't mess with the people that serve you food,and emergency people ,it always comes back to haunt you someday emoWorthy

Just remember that. emoAngel emoBang

 

[tripletdad]

Good one! emoUpsmile

 

[Guest]

I think Ericm ran into a couple of those nurses when he was in the hospital.

 

[dragfish]

Doc, haven't met you but, I know I could fish with you! Love your jokes!! emoUpsmile

 

[dragfish]

Not to take anything away from you F.A.,that was good! My bank teller asked me if I knew the difference between a hold up and a stick up? No, I said. Age she replied.

 

[ukfod1]

Thats too funny emoLaugh emoUpsmile . Guess we should careful of who we make mad

 

[jake279]

emoLaugh emoLaugh emoLaugh Good one.