You may be Taliban if...

[SpurHunter]

<font size="5">A little test for you.</font></p>

<font size="5" /></p><h2><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: 18pt"><font size="3">You may be Taliban if:

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<font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt">1.</span></font> You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
<span style="font-weight: bold">2.</span> You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
<span style="font-weight: bold">3.</span> You have more wives than teeth.
<span style="font-weight: bold">4.</span> You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
<span style="font-weight: bold">5.</span> You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
<span style="font-weight: bold">6.</span> You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against
<span style="font-weight: bold">7.</span> You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
<span style="font-weight: bold">8.</span> You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
<span style="font-weight: bold">9.</span> You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
<span style="font-weight: bold">10.</span> You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.</p>

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[Shark]

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Good one Spur

 

[bbdown]

I don't care who ya are..thats funny right there!!!

 

[dragfish]

If they weren't true it wouldn't be funny-good stuff!

 

[Bubbakat]

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[ukfod1]

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