You Might be a Redneck!!!!!

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<div><div><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'


You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if
:You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'


You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when
Someone prays.


You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
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</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">You might be a redneck if:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.
</span></div></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white"><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">You might be a redneck if:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.


You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if
:You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
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Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.</span>
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You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.
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</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">You might be a redneck if:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt"> You believe in Jesus</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">And believe that others have the right to</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">believe in which</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">Ever god they believe in, as long as their god does not</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">Tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt">
</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">As they do!!!!! </span><span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt">
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landman man - 1/15/2013 6:32 PM emoTskTsk
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Sorry if my post was misinterpreted.
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I am proud to be a Redneck. Raised in the only house on Ladds Mountain in Marion County. Went to a one room schoolhouse in Guild with six grades in one room. Slept on a thin blanket on a hardwood floor during nap time.</p>

The girls outhouse was on one side of the school building and the boys was on the other although we seldom bothered to use it as there were trees all around.</p>

Guess you have to be one to know one.
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landman man - 1/15/2013 6:32 PM emoTskTsk
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Thanks for the positive feeback guys. I'm sure Landman is with us, I just poorly labled my post.</p>

For the record I was a Sargent in the Army, served two tours in Vietnam with the 101st Airborne and received a Purple Heart in 1967.
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