How many CFF'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

[SpurHunter]

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb."</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Another six to condemn those six as stupid.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Eleven to defend the posting to the forum saying that we all use light bulbs, therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum, which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety, including all headers and signatures, only to add "Me, too."</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Seven to post that moderators favor one brand of lightbulbs over another. </span></p>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Five to post to the forum that they will no longer post, because they cannot handle the drama.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Four to say, "Didn't we go through this already, a short time ago?"</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Thirteen to say, "Do a forum search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">Last, but not least...</span>

<span style="color: #323d4f; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.200000762939453px; background-color: #ececec">One lurker to respond to the original post six months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again</span></p>

 

[pathfinder]

Now that's pretty funny...

 

[Buoy-Master]

And 1 BIG A$$ bulb to post all the statistics about bulbs.

 

[EricM]

Didn't we go through this already, a short time ago?

 

[Buoy-Master]

I think so...Maybe use the search function and please post us all a link.

 

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#ff0033" size="4" face="comic sans ms,sand">the truth hurts sometimes...... but not this time... laughed my butt off.....FA</font>

 

[Fishin' Junkie]

You forgot about the seven that post only an emoticon as a reply.

 

[Fishin' Junkie]

emoThumbsup

 

[Rollcast]

Spurhunter, that was enLIGHTening!

 

[humdinger]

A couple will complain about them being unethical.

 

[SpurHunter]

humdinger - 10/3/2012 4:07 PM A couple will complain about them being unethical.

</p>

ROFL!!!!!!!!!</p>

 

[Fishin Fool]

emoLaugh emoLaugh emoLaugh emoToast emoThumbsup

 

[elwestb]

... was the light bulb bad?

 

[Punisher]

Was it a incandescent light bulb or a old regular light bulb that your talking about
emoDoh

emoThumbsup

 

[Liveliner]

I will respond to this in Six months...

 

[fischnrod]

You must be talking about Edison base bulbs!! emoIdea emoIdea

 

[djsmarinelectronics]

I'm glad you put it under the correct category so we don't have to move it

 

[SpurHunter]

ROFL!!!! Thanks DJS, I try my best.

 

[humdinger]

They should outlaw fixtures with three or more bulbs. Gives us an unfair advantage!! emoPoke

 

[SpurHunter]

I think you only allowed to have a three light fixture, unless you have a five light fixture with only one bulb right?