How many CFF'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

[7out]

And someone has to bring up the good ole days of oil lamps and candles.

 

[drumking]

I'm still in the dark about this thread.? emoScratch emoGeezer

 

[whenwegoin]

How far away should you stay from the man changing the bulb?

 

[EricM]

My face hurts from smiling and laughing. We have some VERY clever folks here not making bulb reports. You don't have to only post when you change a big one you know, and if you're careful, no one will know just where you changed yours................

 

[humdinger]

Do you think we should spray the bulbs? emoScratch

 

[SpurHunter]

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humdinger - 10/4/2012 4:04 PM Do you think we should spray the bulbs? emoScratch

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Are you CRAZY!!!!!! Do you have any idea what those chemicals do to light fixtures?!?! Thegovernmenthas never fully tested them on anything other thanmonkeys. Leave it up to rich folks like you to propose such drastic measures! </p>

 

[Buoy-Master]

Rich people will do away with our bulbs soon enough!

 

[humdinger]

I bought the government and the monkeys!! I own the bulbs so I can do what i want with them!! emoEnforce

 

[whenwegoin]

How many posts do you have to make before you can attend a CFF sanctioned bulb changing?

 

[Kingfish]

+emoThumbsup

 

[ranger23]

It depends on the grid coordinates of the secret bulb location and how much aquatic vegetation is around said bulb.

I hate trick questions

 

[finbully]

TVA made it burn out so it needed changing in the first place!

 

[humdinger]

It's not a native bulb anyway.

 

[whenwegoin]

Was the bulb harvested or put back in the box it came in?

Quite frankly, I'm not even sure the bulb was changed.....why?.....NO PICTURES! We need pics!!

 

[Shark]

Mods here are always in the dark, they do not know what a light buld is! They love candles. emoAngel emoPoke

 

[7out]

1st Annual CFF Bulb Changing Dogfight. Time and Date TBA

3 bulb limit.
Highest total wattage wins.
Big bulb of the tourney gets 10% of the pot.
Dead bulb penalty is 40 watts.

 

[JohnHav]

if they go to fast by me while iam changeing it ill shoot at them.

 

[SpurHunter]

You bulb TX guys kill me, you claim taking them out of the fixture, passing them around a showing them off before putting them back does no harm,

I'm here to tell you, it drastically shortens their life span....all you doing is making Home Depot money. My .02.

 

[ranger23]

Don't worry Spur! All it takes is one CFF'er to throw an Alabama rig in the first tx and the lightbulb population will be decimated beyond repair. Sell Home Depot stock immediately

 

[whenwegoin]

Is a chandelier rig legal?