This is a delightful thread! I have enjoyed the tales of woe and laughter immensely. JMax ... your mom's duck story is GREAT!
I have one ... not so funny or as entertaining. But my first husband and I used to deer hunt every year. My first deer came in 1982 on a deer lease in Cisco Texas. We were hunting opening rifle weekend and were on the last day before going home. My father in law and then husband decided to flush turkeys and I took the primo seat at a ground stand where my FIL usually sat.
The turkey flushing commensed in a field right next to where I was stationed looking for deer. The first thing my FIL said was .. Karen if turkeys come your way .. take one. I recall it was like the middle of summer that year. Mosquitos were thick as thieves. As I sat on the camp chair waiting on deer (AM hunt) it finally was light enough for me to read a book I had bought with me. There I was .. reading and swatting ... killing more mosquitos in 10 minutes than I had killed in a year! I think I was even cussing some. About 45 minutes of slapping and scratching I decided this just wasn't worth it. As I set my book down to gather my stuff and head back to camp ... I looked to my left and there under oak trees .. just yards away was a DEER!!!!! My heart immediately went into over drive and all my senses started recalling all the lessons I had listened to about how to shoot, when to shoot, how to prepare ... it was like fast slo motion. I hunted with a 30-30, had 7 loaded and one bullet in the jean pocket.
I slowly turned and got off the stool and braced my elbow on the chair for a steady arm and took aim. Now I didn't have a scope .. just the bead and the little line up thingy. I remember thinking move very SLOW ... DON'T PULL the trigger .. gently squeeze it ... hold your breath and let it out before shooting. DON'T close an eye ... line up behind the front shoulder. Do NOT kill a doe we have no doe permits.
How you can review and comprehend all that in a matter of seconds is beyond me .. but I did! Blinked one eye shut (forgot rule) and pulled the trigger (forgot another rule) as I held my breath (yep .. another rule .. broken). POP ... look over in deer's direction ... it ran 15 feet and stopped, ears up and radaring .. looking startled but unharmed.
Damn .. musta missed. ReAim ... heck with lining up shots, pull trigger, cock gun pull trigger, cock gun ... pull trigger cock gun all pointed in the general direction of where I thought the deer might be. While looking as I was shooting I could see little puffs of dirt being kicked up as the deer was dodging whatever it thought was happening!!! Brain flash .. 4 bullets gone 4 bullets left ... deer still standing.
Stand up ... pull trigger .. shooting Annie Oakley style ... notice deer falls over! Cock gun ... walked in the general direction of the deer. Notice hands are shaking like a leaf and thought .. OH .. damn did that thing have horns???? I forgot that rule too!!!!
Saftey ... put safety on gun. I did remember that! Deer had been about 50 feet away when it dropped. I saw it on the ground acting like it wanted to get up .. had no idea where I hit it or whether or not it was down for good. As I got closer and within 30 feet the dang thing popped up on its feet and took off running. Pull trigger .. nothing .. SAFETY ... shoot ... flip safety pull trigger .. cock gun pull trigger cock gun, deer still hobbling away .. pull trigger ... hear "Snap".
AWE .. outta bullets. One left in my hip jeans pocket. Deer still running guess I'll follow it since its wounded and save my last bullet for a kill shot. One rule I've always thought made sense NEVER leave a wounded animal in the field if you can help it.
So now we are running and dropping, running and dropping. I'd say that happened for about 1 or 2 football fields. The thing finally drops in a thicket about 60 feet away. Breathless (wasn't in the best of shape for a marathon) I pulled the last bullet out of my pocket and loaded it in the gun. Noticed the deer had not moved at all in the last few moments while I was catching my breath.
Slowly took 15 paces forward .. cocked gun ... pulled rifle up in position for another and hopefully accurate Annie Oakley shot should it be needed. 15 more paces forward .. no deer movement ...
15 more ... no deer movement. Close enough now to see spikes!!!! Whooo hoooo .. I didn't break the law ... 15 more paces now withing 20 feet of the deer. Doesn't look alive. 10 more paces ... extend gun out and poke it in the butt!!! No movement ... BAWL BAWL BAWL. Drop 30-30 on the ground .. BAWL some more.
Walk around in circles BAWLING and wailing .. I got a buck I got a buck. After a few moments of insane action .. I decided I had better go get help. Started back up the road to find FIL and x. BAWL BAWL BAWL. Bawling so hard my shoulders are heaving. Run nose up sleeve and looked up road to see x running as fast as he can towards me. Just for the record that day I was wearing jeans and a red sweater which explains why I was so HOT. All Ron (x's name) sees is me bawling my eyes out and with the red sweater thinks me and another hunter got into a gun shooting match mistaking each other for prey and I've surely been hit and killed the other guy. So he runs faster.
When he reached me he asked what happened and I said I got a deer. He said it sounded like a shooting gallery. Said he heard 7 shots. I said well .. I missed a few times and it kept running. So I had to shoot at it some more. He then explained to me that his dad told him my 5th shot got the deer, that he could tell by the sound. Whatever ...
We walked over to the thicket that the deer was in and he said .. what is your gun doing laying in the middle of the road??? I said .. well after I figured out the deer was dead I didn't think I needed to carry it all the way back up to find you.
Still had a bullet in the chamber in case .. so I did pick it up and put the safety on. Then we checked out the SPIKE!!! Little 3 or 4 inch horns ..
It appears I shot him in the butt.
My x said to the day I left that the deer died from pure fright and it had nothing to do with the shot. Whatever ...
I got my first deer. That's what counts no matter how you look at it. Also got a gobbler that day. Which is another story in and of itself.
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