ok here's mine-Chick report 4/27/06

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TT I don't see how you can argue with the pictures. There is When with a big 'ol bass and a corndog right in the fish's mouth. At first I thought that he might have used a computer to doctor the pics with the corndogs in the mouth too but the last pic has a shadow that he couldn't have doctored into the picture. TT get some corndogs and try them they seem to be great for luring bass and most guys like them too. BassBullet may like them too. If you try them you might really have some great bass to take pics of. Just like When and Why.
 
whenwegoin - 5/1/2006 10:05 AM

It was tough trying to super glue all that batter back on the dog, HOWEVER the rule of the household is DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S FISHING TACKLE. She knew the rule going into the marriage.

We went last night in spite of no corn dogs. Do you know what we caught?

5 bass and 2 catfish. There. Does that sound like a normal When and Why fishing report? You tell me....

So When, Have you decided to give the wife another chance??
 
polo-dog - 5/1/2006 10:54 PM

TT I don't see how you can argue with the pictures. There is When with a big 'ol bass and a corndog right in the fish's mouth. At first I thought that he might have used a computer to doctor the pics with the corndogs in the mouth too but the last pic has a shadow that he couldn't have doctored into the picture. TT get some corndogs and try them they seem to be great for luring bass and most guys like them too. BassBullet may like them too. If you try them you might really have some great bass to take pics of. Just like When and Why.

Us girls know that the corn dog gag is just that ... Just how stupid would we look if we tried the corn dog thing??? And have all you guys laughing your butts off because we were so gullable! We aren't going to give you that pleasure! When ... stop trying to make us look like fools!

BB .. I think our next fishing trip should be to When's hole and show them that the corn dog bite is baloney!!! Whatcha think?

TT
 
If we ever find out where that hole is, we will. I'm beginning to think the secret hole doesn't exist. I think all those picture are from fish caught through the years. And he is just pulling out old photo's and posting them here and trying to make us believe he just caught them. To me that last one looked like it have just came out of the freezer. Probably been in there for years and he just stuck a corndog in it's mouth.
 
I know where the secret hole is ... not specifically but generally, within a small radius. I think we should plan on cruising one night soon and see if we can catch our infamous duo doing their dasterdly deed. We'll talk about it over dinner tonight. Girls bass club meeting ... go Tri-State Bass'n Gals!!!

I've basically waited LONG enough for the official proper invite ... I'm tired of waiting.

TT
 
Hey TT

I am taking my dog to UTK tomorrow morning, if I get back in time we may just have to take a boat ride to zero in on the "Secret hole".
 
BassBullet - 5/2/2006 12:03 PM

Hey TT

I am taking my dog to UTK tomorrow morning, if I get back in time we may just have to take a boat ride to zero in on the "Secret hole".

HMMMMMM ... I'll pencil you in!!! Good luck with the poochie! You know I'm hoping your report from Knoxville is a good one.

TT
 
I do believe you are right... When will just tell you he was talking to a lawyer about his impending divorce with his wife because she threw his corndog away.
 
Funny you say that, When and I WILL be meeting his attorney tonight for a few hours of discussion about his dang wife throwing the corndog away. Actually I am probably going to represent him myself. I can just see me telling the judge that the reason they are gettin a divorce is that she disrespected his CORNDOG.

WHYWECATCHSOMANYSOFASTSOBIGSOOFTEN.
 
whywecatchsomany - 5/2/2006 3:12 PM

Funny you say that, When and I WILL be meeting his attorney tonight for a few hours of discussion about his dang wife throwing the corndog away. Actually I am probably going to represent him myself. I can just see me telling the judge that the reason they are gettin a divorce is that she disrespected his CORNDOG.

WHYWECATCHSOMANYSOFASTSOBIGSOOFTEN.

Legends in your own mind ... WHYWECATCHSOMANYSOFASTSOBIGSOOFTENBS

you know who ...
 
Now honestly boys.... I dont think that a lawyer is going to find favor with you because When's wife threw away a corndog and consider that grounds for divorce. Matter of fact... what is a judge going to say about that?!?! They might just put the 2 of you in the funny farm for quiet some time. Ya' gotta give the gal another chance.... I am sure she has had to put up with a lot more off you 2 than just throwing away a corndog on her part.
 
Put us in the funny farm????

Please no, I don't want to GO BACK.

I doubt I could escape again.

BTW, I was away from the ole computer all day yesterday. Hadn't been to the "secret hole" lately either. BB may be on to something. I'm catching up on these posts, slowly but surely.
 

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