Got to tell this joke.
Elmer and Betsy went to the county fair for over thirty years, and growing up in the depression error they were really tight with there money. So every year they would talk to the guy in the open cockpit plane to try to get him to take them up for half price. So, one year Betsy and Elmer started to approach the pilot and he laughs because he knows what's coming. So before they said anything the pilot said folks you have been coming here for years and it is the same old thing, So, he said I tell you kind folks this! I will take you up for free, that is if you don't say a word, if you laugh or say anything it will cost you $50 dollars. So they all agreed and up they went, engine stalls, flip overs, roll overs and no mater what nothing was said, so pilot thought fair enough and landed the plane. upon landing the pilot looked at Elmore and said what happened to your wife he said oh she fell out a long time ago, the pilot said man why did'nt you say something, and Elmer replied $50 is $50 dollars.
