Possum
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
swimming, so He fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping. He
made the women aware of
his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women
shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to catch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he
said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
swimming, so He fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping. He
made the women aware of
his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women
shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to catch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he
said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
