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[Guest]

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?' </p>

 

[Ronnie Garrison]

Thanks for the AM chuckle!

 

[Fishin Fool]

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[EricM]

Doc, you're welcome to the bed next to mine......

 

[hl&s]

Make sure the hospital (nut house) has a large ward. It will be needed for all the beds. I went with the bucket. emoDoh

 

[tripletdad]

emoLaugh

 

[ratman]

emoLaugh Thats pretty good there doc emoThumbsup

 

[IFish]

that as funny