THE PERFECT SHOT

[Fat Albert]

<font color="#ff0033">Mike stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18 th hole for what seemed an eternity, waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033">Finally his exasperated partner asked,  "What in the world is taking so long?"</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033">"My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,"  he explained.  "I want to make a perfect shot."</font></p>

<font color="#ff0033">His companion exclaimed.  "You don't have a chance in H*** of hitting her from here.....</font></p>

 

[hoggerhead]

emoUpsmile Wheres Happy Gilmore when you need him??emoBigsmile

 

[flip1up]

 I recon that would be a pie hole in one.

 

[blazer]

emoUpsmile emoUpsmile funny fa,but i bet i could hit her with a 3/8 oz jig on that rod i stole from youemoPoke