Subject: Dr. Geezer
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a
medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if
not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity to get $$. So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
" Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the
first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY !!
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a
medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if
not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity to get $$. So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
" Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the
first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY !!
