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Full of themselves and IT, the Demoncrats are frantically trying to change the rules of the game. Under their rules of engagement, certain things have been 'updated' and 'redefined' in this land conceived in liberty.
Old School:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
New Rules:
1) You can take your ‘endowed by their Creator’ and stick it. We, and we alone, determine who gets ‘rights’, and who doesn’t.
2) Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness? Not on our watch. We’ll tell you how to live. We’ll set non-negotiable limits on your liberty and we’ll TELL YOU when you’re expected to be happy.
3) Deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed? Bullcrap. When we say ‘jump’, you better shout ‘how high, MASTER’.
Old School:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
New Rules:
1) By all means exercise your supernaturalism, if you’re an Atheist or a Mecca Maniac, but, if you’re a Christian, you better keep a low profile, unless you want to be on the receiving end of a hate crime charge.
2) We wouldn’t dream of abridging your freedom of speech, if you’re a member of ACORN, SEIU, the UAW, the New Black Panther Party, or are any other Obamunist in good standing. If you’re one of those LOSERS, who clings to your ‘life, liberty and pursuit of happiness’, you better shut up, or we’ll come after you.
3) By and large, the press has nothing to fear from us, since we have nothing to fear from them. But, those troublemakers at Fox News are on borrowed time.
4) Of course the people have the right to peaceably assemble, as long as it’s the proper kind of peaceable assembly, preferably one organized by US. If, however, your peaceable assembly is called a Tea Party, or you try to inject a badly needed dose of objective reality into one of our Town Hall meetings, we’ll have our SEIU Purple Gang, beat you until your mama says ‘ouch’.
5) We’re giddy when OUR PEOPLE petition the Government for redress of grievances. In fact, when we don’t get enough grievances to redress, we MAKE SOME UP, so we can redress them. From time to time, those LOSERS across the aisle accuse us of trampling on that pernicious pestilence, individual liberty, but we can’t be bothered. Why? You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Old School:
A government of, by, and for ‘we the people’, whose only legitimate function is creating a political environment which maximizes the inalienable individual birth right of each sovereign individual.
New Rules:
The Demoncrats are creating a tyrannical State which is seizing control of every element of your life and seizing every scrap of your rightful property. They don’t give a rat’s rear about inalienable individual liberty. Their only purpose is maximizing their own power, by enslaving each and every one of us.
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In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
Old School:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
New Rules:
1) You can take your ‘endowed by their Creator’ and stick it. We, and we alone, determine who gets ‘rights’, and who doesn’t.
2) Life, liberty and pursuit of happiness? Not on our watch. We’ll tell you how to live. We’ll set non-negotiable limits on your liberty and we’ll TELL YOU when you’re expected to be happy.
3) Deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed? Bullcrap. When we say ‘jump’, you better shout ‘how high, MASTER’.
Old School:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
New Rules:
1) By all means exercise your supernaturalism, if you’re an Atheist or a Mecca Maniac, but, if you’re a Christian, you better keep a low profile, unless you want to be on the receiving end of a hate crime charge.
2) We wouldn’t dream of abridging your freedom of speech, if you’re a member of ACORN, SEIU, the UAW, the New Black Panther Party, or are any other Obamunist in good standing. If you’re one of those LOSERS, who clings to your ‘life, liberty and pursuit of happiness’, you better shut up, or we’ll come after you.
3) By and large, the press has nothing to fear from us, since we have nothing to fear from them. But, those troublemakers at Fox News are on borrowed time.
4) Of course the people have the right to peaceably assemble, as long as it’s the proper kind of peaceable assembly, preferably one organized by US. If, however, your peaceable assembly is called a Tea Party, or you try to inject a badly needed dose of objective reality into one of our Town Hall meetings, we’ll have our SEIU Purple Gang, beat you until your mama says ‘ouch’.
5) We’re giddy when OUR PEOPLE petition the Government for redress of grievances. In fact, when we don’t get enough grievances to redress, we MAKE SOME UP, so we can redress them. From time to time, those LOSERS across the aisle accuse us of trampling on that pernicious pestilence, individual liberty, but we can’t be bothered. Why? You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Old School:
A government of, by, and for ‘we the people’, whose only legitimate function is creating a political environment which maximizes the inalienable individual birth right of each sovereign individual.
New Rules:
The Demoncrats are creating a tyrannical State which is seizing control of every element of your life and seizing every scrap of your rightful property. They don’t give a rat’s rear about inalienable individual liberty. Their only purpose is maximizing their own power, by enslaving each and every one of us.
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In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
