Two Crocodiles
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
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"I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
?We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't
get it."
"Well," said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?"
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"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc."
?"?Hmm?, ?w?ell, where do you catch them?"
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"Down ?by ?the other side of the swamp near
the parking lot ?next to? the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm?,? how do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door.
?Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real
?nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.?"
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
? ?
"I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
?We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't
get it."
"Well," said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?"
? ?
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc."
?"?Hmm?, ?w?ell, where do you catch them?"
? ?
"Down ?by ?the other side of the swamp near
the parking lot ?next to? the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm?,? how do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door.
?Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real
?nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.?"