Fat Albert
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<font face="comic sans ms,sand" color="#ff0033" size="4">There's an old story in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his marines in the field, and afterward told the 'Gunny' that the men smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested the solution is that they should change underwear. The Gunny responded, "Yes sir, I'll see to it immediately !!"</font></p>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="4">The Gunny went straight to the squad tent and announced, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear."</font></p>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="4">Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowsky, and Broun, you change with Schultz. "NOW GET TO IT !!"</font></p>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="4">THE MORAL: A candidate may promise "change" in Washington, but don't count on the things smelling any better.</font></p>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="4">The Gunny went straight to the squad tent and announced, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear."</font></p>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="4">Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowsky, and Broun, you change with Schultz. "NOW GET TO IT !!"</font></p>
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff0033" size="4">THE MORAL: A candidate may promise "change" in Washington, but don't count on the things smelling any better.</font></p>